I cut myself today.

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Somebody needs to teach me how to shave without cutting.

First, it was my juggular vein... vain? veighn? However the fuck it's spelled.

Just a little nick, but enough to render my unconcious for several days.

OK, so that may be a slight exaggeration. But, it bled like a bitch.

Then, a few days later... AKA today, I cut my face. It's still bleeding.

/me licks the blood.
 
Or maybe I just won't shave.

Then in a few years I can look like this:

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:happysad:
 
shaving sucks ass..
not shaving and ending up wearing an 'unwelcome' mat under the nose sucks two asses..

my wife went to her 'front door' doctor today and they said that they do laser hair removal.. $1400 for her ass and peepee.. she knows how much i dislike shaving so asked me if i want to get my face done.. although i hate wet shaving, hate electric razors and hate beards i'm still not going to do it.. i like having five o'clock shadow too much, i think i'd look about 12 years old if i didn't have that.
 
Grow it out or use an electric razor or shaver (yes, there is a difference). If you manage to grow it out and seriously, hardcore, kick ass, rock the beard, then you should post pics. In like 8-10 years...

Edit- Just hope you don't end up looking like this...
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I used to cut myself heaps shaving now i invest in high quality blades eg gilette mach 3, cost a shite load compared to bic, but i havent cut myself shaving since i started using them!
 
I use Gillette Sensor and haven't had any problems, barring the occasional razor burn in the neck area...but that's just how it goes w/ shaving.

They are excellent blades and I can get 3-4 good shaves out of one.
 
gillette sent me a mach 3 turbo (3 blades) for my 18th, and i've been using it since. shave up and down, not side to side. that sucks dude. unforgiven, u aren't hemophiliac are you? cuz that would really suck
 
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