I caught Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton having an affair, should I alert the media?

My name is Donna Cantara and I was recently at an exclusive resteraunt called "Stella's", located in Miami. I was sitting at my table, and I noticed that Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin were sitting at the same table. I began to go over to get there autograph, but the manager was watching me, so I didn't get a chance to do it while at the resteraunt.

When they were finished eating, they headed outside, so I followed them. They didn't here my coming because when they turned the corner they started hugging. Eventually it got "graphic" because they began to kiss each other passionately on the neck and lips.

Even though they are heroic figures in today's politices, I'm still thinking of selling them out to the media. Who do you think I should tell? Sean Hannity, Glen Beck, Fox News, CNN, National Enquierer, WHO?!!
 
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