I can't understand a thing Little Jacob says.

I got in a small accident on the second date, maybe that's why she didn't sex me. I'm going to go murder that bitch when I get home tonight.
 
so true.


the only thing I understood was cafe the first time he talked... then it popped up "Take Little Jacob to the Cafe".

I actually considered turning the subtitles on.
 
Is that the first bitch you meet after the clothes shop? I bought a pair of pants.

Then I took her to the carnival, it was closed so she said "Lets bowl"

I got the hang of bowling and dropped her off.

Then after the next mission, I called her up, took her to the bar and got fucking HAMMERED. It's sooo hard to walk and drive drunk.

Then I got in them panties when I got her home. Cousin was kinda pissed because he was getting jacked by the loansharks while I was getting "tittie breath".

He told me he understood and that it would have been a hard decision for him to make too
 
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