ok, after that response, i do have to agree with uberskippy. because well.. not having a job and getting dicked over.. IS shitty. although it's not the end of the world as you've sarcastically remarked, it's definately something to bitch about.. and you've clearly bitched about it.. when there was really no mention of your job situation or lack of car or what career heritage you have ahead of you but don't have yet.
he did unfairly assume that you were just grabbing for attention with your dilemma in admitting to your parents that you're bi.. and if that WASN'T the case, i would have expected a possibly sarcastic response from you such as: "Yea, it's the only way i find substance in life is draw attention to the fact that i'm bi-sexual and slightly struggling with telling my parents" etc. call him a dumbfuck, and generally keep it short and sweet. but then you're all "im the future owner of oldsmobile aurora" and we're like.. oh.. wait, what?
you seem like you just need really need to chill the fuck out. about everything. you want to come out to your parents, im sure it will happen in time. you don't have to force it.. hell, you don't have to tell them at all. just be happy being you and living the life you're living. should the opportunity arise and you want to tell them, then just fucking DO IT. you said yourself they won't make a big deal out of it, and im sure you care about your parents enough to want them to know, so that they can support you in another aspect of your life. telling them this is just helping them to get to know you better. it's nothing huge at all. relax, dude.