I attended the Harry Potter book release tonight at the local bookstore v.whatthehell

srsly.. i was going to tape it to the big cardboard cutout in the front of the store, then i saw the fuckin 70 people waiting in line. i didnt wanna get mobbed so i did that.
 
i taped a 80font spoiler printout to the back window of one of the dudes cars

he'll pick it up like 'wtf is this..wha..ohh..ah awwwww dammmmnn itt'
 
I'm curious why a co-worker of mine took three days off so he could be the first one done with the book so he could threaten to spoil it for everyone else.

I havent read ANY of the Harry Potter books. I just think its odd behavior.
For someone over six.
 
So I went to the premiere tonight. People take that shit so fucking seriously. I mean I like Harry Potter and all, but everyone was wearing Harry Potter shit. Wearing Hogwarts costumes, hats, etc. etc.

Saw a lot of people I know there. Some guys were driving by screaming fake spoilers (I've already read the book, I know what happens) and people were crying and screaming at them. It was pretty retarded.

Over a fucking book?
 
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