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Freudian Slit
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Does your she-penis produce glorious woman sperm or is it mostly for show?
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Does your she-penis produce glorious woman sperm or is it mostly for show?
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Rand Rover
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Give it time. Rand Rover will show up eventually. He'll understand why I'm better than Metro employees.
Yeah, great assholes fart alike.
Guess you didn't read what I actually wrote in this thread, you fucking moron.
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j66
Guest
I don't know if anyone else has said this - I've been skimming the thread - but the things you have written here make me feel exactly the same way as the overheard employee. And I'm probably at least 90% european by descent, i.e. white.I love it how pointing out obvious racist incidents make one racist. Apparently overhearing "That's what I hate about white people!" makes one racist.
Honestly, somebody ought to pick up that old phrase, "a credit to his race", and come up along side your head with it.
You think you are anyone's better? Dear God, why? You are obviously lacking in foresight, manners, tact, respect, compassion, patience, and even basic intelligence.
I have been a stranger on the DC metro recently, and made two ridiculous mistakes; the Metro employees may have been annoyed and condescending, but their treatment of lily-white me did not indicate or inspire hostility and accusations of racism - they probably just assumed I was a tourist and therefore a PIA.
(Why the hell didn't you just say you'd lost your ticket, pay the maximum fare - if he made you - and save everyone in DC and on this board a lot of aggravation?)
If you're so damned well-off and respectful, screw class, go buy - don't rent - a clue.
And stop perpetuating racist stereotypes by your behavior.
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woodstockbirdybird
Guest
Don't listen to too much Melissa Etheridge, for a start.
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Really Not All That Bright
Guest
Even he-penises are mostly for show.
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Chessic Sense
Guest
This one time an ATM ate my debit card, so there were those few days I when I had to rely on cash while waiting on my card. In order to get cash, though, I had to go into a branch, so I was all, "Fuck this. I don't want to wait in line with those fucking chumps." I just walked into stores and demanded they gave me stuff. "Cut out the lip, toots," I would say, "I need things now, and I'm not about to wait in any lines or give you a card with any money on it like some two-bit chump." Bitch shut up and just gave me what I asked for, due to my massive she-penis.
It's more like if you eat at McDonald's and try to pay with your credit card but the machine's broken. So you tell the guy "Oh, I don't have any cash. Let me run across the street to the bank and I'll be right back" and then this 16 yr old kid starts lecturing you and condescending you about how you should always carry cash and how you're wrong for coming in to McD's without the proper currency.
So you're 15 minutes later than you would otherwise have been. Is this that big a deal that you're willing to fare jump? I really don't get this mentality.Why didn't I go to the starting station's kiosk? Because by the time I was done screwing around with the machines, the train was pulling in. No time.
Again, I didn't fare jump. My method of paying for it was just...backward. Had I fare-jumped, I wouldn't have had the conversation in the first place.
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PoorYorick
Guest
Jesus, I get so damned tired of this condescending "sophisticated townie vs. clueless tourist" bullshit. I live in a tourist mecca, and recognize it for what it is. You're on the Florida coast, you're going to get tourists. Great. We could use the money.True enough. I've been riding the DC metro for 12 years, and tourists are the bane of every commuter's existence. Seriously, people of the United States, there are other places you can vacation in and take your 50 kid school groups to. And if you're going to come, stand on the right, at least.
Tourism is pretty much one of the main reasons for the existence of DC, you know. Government and tourists, everything else is pretty much peripheral. I may be using some hyperbole, but not by much. See all the pretty monuments built by tax dollars and so forth? It's not exactly like you lived in a sleepy little desert community until it was discovered and overrun by the disheveled masses.
My wife and I plan on making a trip there soon. I've never been there, so I may not be real familiar with how your public transportation works. I may even take a couple of minutes to read the instructions. If this means that you're two minutes late to your important job, tough shit.
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Bill Door
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So you're 15 minutes later than you would otherwise have been. Is this that big a deal that you're willing to fare jump? I really don't get this mentality.Why didn't I go to the starting station's kiosk? Because by the time I was done screwing around with the machines, the train was pulling in. No time.
Yeah, like those french fries are going to make themselves.
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Rigamarole
Guest
Is there any way I can avoid developing a she-penis? I'm scared.
Don't worry about it. Some men are into that.
He probably dared to raise his eyes from the floor and looked at a white man or something. I think that means we have to burn him and everything he touched. I might be wrong, though - they keep releasing new edicts about that.Give it time. Rand Rover will show up eventually. He'll understand why I'm better than Metro employees.
Raising the possibility that this is all a whoosh
By the way, not to get hung up on the details, but in the OP the interaction is described as racist. Aside from being of a different race from the OP -which I suspect is genetic - did Jamal do anything to deserve this description?
Jolly Roger
New member
I don't know if anyone else has said this - I've been skimming the thread - but the things you have written here make me feel exactly the same way as the overheard employee. And I'm probably at least 90% european by descent, i.e. white.I love it how pointing out obvious racist incidents make one racist. Apparently overhearing "That's what I hate about white people!" makes one racist.
Honestly, somebody ought to pick up that old phrase, "a credit to his race", and come up along side your head with it.
You think you are anyone's better? Dear God, why? You are obviously lacking in foresight, manners, tact, respect, compassion, patience, and even basic intelligence.
I have been a stranger on the DC metro recently, and made two ridiculous mistakes; the Metro employees may have been annoyed and condescending, but their treatment of lily-white me did not indicate or inspire hostility and accusations of racism - they probably just assumed I was a tourist and therefore a PIA.
(Why the hell didn't you just say you'd lost your ticket, pay the maximum fare - if he made you - and save everyone in DC and on this board a lot of aggravation?)
If you're so damned well-off and respectful, screw class, go buy - don't rent - a clue.
And stop perpetuating racist stereotypes by your behavior.
I'll go out on a limb and say its because the OP is a racist. The worst kind, actually. The nutless kind that doesn't have the balls to say it. I wouldn't like it, but i'd have more respect for a skin head or KKK member that at least admitted their racism. He (or she....maybe since the OP is a wuss) hides it behind the words "I'm your better". Fucking pussy. Which hilariously had to call out hoping Rand Rover would back him...because dickless wonder racists can only really feel big when they have numbers, I guess. RR basically told him to screw himself.)
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SeaDragonTattoo
Guest
I love that Chessic continues to seem to think his situation was unique, and that the Metro dude can't possibly be lumping his actions and request in with the other dozen people a day who try the same stunt. How dare that guy not see Chessic for the unique snowflake that he is?
It's OK. When the Metro worker gets a gift of two kittens with crushed heads in a flower pot, everyone will know who it's from.
It's OK. When the Metro worker gets a gift of two kittens with crushed heads in a flower pot, everyone will know who it's from.
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Chessic Sense
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Translation: ''You should know that I'm trustworthy, racist inferior Metro employee, because I'm not a poor minority.''
No, he should know that I'm trustworthy because I'm not poor. I therefore don't steal things. Now one of you brain-dead morons is going to go "Ohhh, so only the poor steal, eh?" and miss the entire point. The point is I don't steal things. If you insinuate that I do, you're an asshole.
One does have to wonder just what you said under your breath.
I believe it was the lyrics to "Tiny Dancer". Either that or "Piano Man". Can't remember which.
I would like to know who Chessic considers to be better than him.
If I make more money than you, have more assets, am taller and stronger, am I your better?
Yes. And I aspire to be like you, or at least that part of you. That's how I know who's better than me. I've clearly got more manners than PTJMEE as well, since I'm not actually rude to the person in question and save it for an anonymous message board. He, on the other hand, is rude right to your face.
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Freudian Slit
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No, he should know that I'm trustworthy because I'm not poor. I therefore don't steal things. Now one of you brain-dead morons is going to go "Ohhh, so only the poor steal, eh?" and miss the entire point. The point is I don't steal things. If you insinuate that I do, you're an asshole.
Well, if the poor did steal, they might not be so poor. Food for thought!
Jolly Roger
New member
Yes. And I aspire to be like you, or at least that part of you. That's how I know who's better than me. I've clearly got more manners than PTJMEE as well, since I'm not actually rude to the person in question and save it for an anonymous message board. He, on the other hand, is rude right to your face.
So technically FE3O4ENAIL and some other people you've never even fucking met are better than you? Thats not a big shock.
I don't see how you have more manners than the metro guy. He certainly has more balls than you. He said it to your face, but you couldn't tell him to shut up because you're his better. You couldn't waitto get to a keyboard though to flex your muscles on your uberness on the internet though, huh? Please tell me you're trolling...because you're looking below pathetic right now.
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Cheshire Human
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.... Apparently overhearing "That's what I hate about white people!" makes one racist. And how many times do I have to say that Jamal and the racist employees are different people?
hmmmm. "different people"... That means something, but I cannot put my finger on it....
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Guinastasia
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People who feel the need to go around and remind others how they have class usually don't have any.