I am now, officially, fucking retarded...

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housedocter777

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I was supposed to go smoke pot for the second time with my friend Eric on Friday.

So naturally, being the dumbass I am, I hung around some sick people in school.

"Oh, I'll never be sick." My immune system is fucking impeccable. Everyone in my house is shitting their guts out right now, and I have been farting constantly for two days without a drop of ass coffee.

So today, I decided to hang out with my friend Amanda in school, and she had it. "Yeah, only my tonsils hurt."

Well, she's even more resilient than me, so naturally, like I always do, I assume I'll be fine.

Fuck. Between 8 and 9 PM, my ears had a large ring and now my head feels like a fucking Looney Toons anvil - heavy as shit, painful as hell.

It meant so much to me to toke up Friday, but I don't see that happening now...

Nooo...
 
That sucks man. The second time is when you actually start to feel it. When I get high this Friday, i'll think of you. Me and some friends are pitching a tent out in the boonies and we're going to hot box and it, then have a bush party.
 
Well, think of it this way - you still have something to look forward to.

"She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for a long while, vibrating with excitement, as a machine vibrates from speed. Life rushed in upon her through that window - or so it seemed. In reality, of course, life rushes from within, not from without. There is no work of art so big or so beautiful that is was not once all contained in some youthful body, like this one which lay on the floor in the moonlight, pulsing with anticipation." Willa Cather - The Song of the Lark

Hope you feel better soon.
 
Well, you should not be smoking pot at your age anyways, so mayhap the universe is trying to tell you something? Yes, I know I sound like a hypocrite, deal with it. I hope you feel better. Drink lots of juice, grean tea, and eat garlic with a tablespoon of honey to wash it down.
 
I think this is due to allergens in my room...

I usually leave my windows open, so I think trees have been jizzing in my face for days.

I noticed while playing Red Alert 2 today, that I only feel these cold symptoms in my room.

I've opened my door...I hope my A/C system sucks it all out :happysad:.
 
I say do it anyway.:thumbsup: Pot is a natural remedie for making rings and loony toon anvils go away. And then making them come back.. but in a much better way.
 
R O T F L M F A O! Either way you look at it you would have lost brain cells. Burning them up with toxic chemicals (drugs) or Shitting them out with the stomache flu! He He He
Right On!
 
Pot isn't everything, makes you paranoid...and probably other shit.
If your gonna do drugs you should take ketamien (horse tranq's). They make you see shit and they're only class C England.
 
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