okay this is my first posted rant so bare with me...cause I'm seriously pissed!
Alright I usually go into a chat which shall go unnamed....and I usually go and talk to people. Now one day I started talking to this one guy who seemed nice...and we had one thing in common...most of our lives have really sucked... I made the mistake of being nice and feeling sorry for his ass. He gave me his cell number and I ended up trying to call him cause I thought it might be interesting.... He wasn't there and my number showed up on his cell. That was like a month ago... We talked occasionally and then he suddenly said he was in love with me...and couldn't say why... I told him I wasn't interested, but he repeatedly hit on me expecting me to swoon...
I stopped going on that chat and about two days ago he started fucking calling my house. He kept saying he wanted me to come and see him.... He said he was psychic and that he'd had a vision of us together with a child...
My first thought was bullshit! I kept telling him I wasn't interested and he kept calling. He told me that he wanted to move down here just to see me...then he said he wanted me to be his....er.....princess? After I thought I'd told him off for good he called like six hours ago saying he was still in love with me, that I hurt him when we.....er..."broke up" (we never went out...ever!) and that he was going to a hypnotist to have his memory erased.... So I think to myself....wtf? I mean a girl can't go online and be nice to people without being hit on and fantasized about? Dear god are people so fucking pathetic that they have to go online to drop bad pick up lines? Oh and if you are so buff and your dick is so frickin' huge why can't you get a date in real life instead of talking to me while typing with one hand? If you are that much of a loser and you are packing heat in your pants and you tell that hot catgirl chick at the animecon who thinks of you as "just a friend" how big you are, that you love her with all your heart, and she is as horny as you are, I guaran-fuckin-tee her eyes will grow wide and she will reconsider. Cause if you are over 8 inches, she is horny and has had atleast three drinks, she will not give a damn what you look like. This I guarantee and while I'm at it... Don't fuckin' tell me you love me and have no idea why... Cause odds are if you can't give an answer you are either one or all three of these things... 1. pathetic and desprite 2. a horny ass bastard who just wants to get laid or 3. a stalker.... Sorry if I'm asking too much....but if you say you love me.... 1. I wanna know why 2. what you like about me
3. why are you fucking obsessing and 4. are you just saying this because I make you feel better about yourself.... If you want my fucking attention, go outside, strip down completely naked wearing nothing but socks, pour gasoline over yourself, walk up to where ever I am sitting, light your ass on fire, then run around screaming (this part shouldn't be too hard). I guarantee you will have me wondering why you have lit yourself on fire and chose for your socks to remain on your feet. I will forever ponder your logic and having something ingraved in your head lasts longer than most relationships. If that's too extreme, then find some other way to get my attention then.....oh yeah I love you and I don't fuckin' know why.... Be creative.....attempt to paint a complete replica of the mona lisa using only your ass and windows paint....
I will either think you are a freak or a very skilled son of a bitch. The choice is yours. In conclusion I find most internet relationship situations to be an excuse to ignore how pathetic you are in real life or to give up and commit suicide when they break up with your ass for someone with a webcam. This ends my rant.... I hope you have enjoyed it...
Alright I usually go into a chat which shall go unnamed....and I usually go and talk to people. Now one day I started talking to this one guy who seemed nice...and we had one thing in common...most of our lives have really sucked... I made the mistake of being nice and feeling sorry for his ass. He gave me his cell number and I ended up trying to call him cause I thought it might be interesting.... He wasn't there and my number showed up on his cell. That was like a month ago... We talked occasionally and then he suddenly said he was in love with me...and couldn't say why... I told him I wasn't interested, but he repeatedly hit on me expecting me to swoon...
I stopped going on that chat and about two days ago he started fucking calling my house. He kept saying he wanted me to come and see him.... He said he was psychic and that he'd had a vision of us together with a child...
My first thought was bullshit! I kept telling him I wasn't interested and he kept calling. He told me that he wanted to move down here just to see me...then he said he wanted me to be his....er.....princess? After I thought I'd told him off for good he called like six hours ago saying he was still in love with me, that I hurt him when we.....er..."broke up" (we never went out...ever!) and that he was going to a hypnotist to have his memory erased.... So I think to myself....wtf? I mean a girl can't go online and be nice to people without being hit on and fantasized about? Dear god are people so fucking pathetic that they have to go online to drop bad pick up lines? Oh and if you are so buff and your dick is so frickin' huge why can't you get a date in real life instead of talking to me while typing with one hand? If you are that much of a loser and you are packing heat in your pants and you tell that hot catgirl chick at the animecon who thinks of you as "just a friend" how big you are, that you love her with all your heart, and she is as horny as you are, I guaran-fuckin-tee her eyes will grow wide and she will reconsider. Cause if you are over 8 inches, she is horny and has had atleast three drinks, she will not give a damn what you look like. This I guarantee and while I'm at it... Don't fuckin' tell me you love me and have no idea why... Cause odds are if you can't give an answer you are either one or all three of these things... 1. pathetic and desprite 2. a horny ass bastard who just wants to get laid or 3. a stalker.... Sorry if I'm asking too much....but if you say you love me.... 1. I wanna know why 2. what you like about me
3. why are you fucking obsessing and 4. are you just saying this because I make you feel better about yourself.... If you want my fucking attention, go outside, strip down completely naked wearing nothing but socks, pour gasoline over yourself, walk up to where ever I am sitting, light your ass on fire, then run around screaming (this part shouldn't be too hard). I guarantee you will have me wondering why you have lit yourself on fire and chose for your socks to remain on your feet. I will forever ponder your logic and having something ingraved in your head lasts longer than most relationships. If that's too extreme, then find some other way to get my attention then.....oh yeah I love you and I don't fuckin' know why.... Be creative.....attempt to paint a complete replica of the mona lisa using only your ass and windows paint....
I will either think you are a freak or a very skilled son of a bitch. The choice is yours. In conclusion I find most internet relationship situations to be an excuse to ignore how pathetic you are in real life or to give up and commit suicide when they break up with your ass for someone with a webcam. This ends my rant.... I hope you have enjoyed it...
