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beerwench33
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...that is all he asked for. The only problem is, Elmer, Jasper's older brother, has begun to sabatage all of our wonderful plans. He put Vaseline on our dance floor and he put dog food in my sausage grinder. I can't be serving Alpo-Schnitzle! And I can't have accordion players slipping and falling all over the place! What should I do? Is Elmer jealous? Why me? Will people still come?