One day a little girl went up to her mother and asked, "Mommy, where did I come from?"
Her mother stammered a bit, but finally got her composure. She thought it was time her daughter knew the facts of life.
So, she told Little Rita how the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life, how life developed in the womb and finally how a child was born.
As the mother gave the whole story, Rita's eyes got wider and
wider. When she was finished, Little Rita said, "Wow, that's
really neat. That sure beats what Uncle Rusty told me. He said that he came from Pennsylvania."
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A physician visited a California mental institution and asked a patient "How did you get here? What is the nature of your illness?"
He got this reply.
"It started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I got hitched to a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.
"My Daddy came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother."
"Soon my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife. So as I told you, when stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once, my stepmother. Now since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle.
"As you know, my wife is my step grand-mother since she is my stepmother's mother. (Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter.) Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson.
"But hold on just a few minutes more. you see, since I'm married to my step grand-mother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather.
"Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"
