Hummer Poll: Do you have a Hummer?

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I had one but I traded it for several different makes and models of the craftmatic adjustable beds. They use no gas, but if you try to drive them on the road the police will pull you over and after the 17th time they cut your license up in front of you whilst dancing around and laughing at you.

* cries for my confiscated craftmatic adjustable beds*
 
No, I don't. But, I'm a licensed hummer dealer. I can go as fast as the posted speed limit.
 
i do not have a Hummer. But I am planning on winning the lottery on January 4th. I'll have one then.
 
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