How to resist the urge to masturbate ?

Did you all go into your marriages thinking, "Maybe we'll be the couple that's different, that doesn't go down hill after marriage" ?? Is there a special married ppls club that teaches you to say scary things about marriage to try and prevent newbs from getting into the club?
 
bmick said:
stop masterbatin thats blasphemy
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Do please expand on this point. It is not that I have any specific desire to see a blunt and heavy theological axe ground to a fine edge but rather I feel the reprobates here would benefit from such an exposition and it their well-being I am primarily condisering.


.....or something else.
 
nioin3k said:
Remember how guilty you feel after.

Works for me!
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Guilt FTW!

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Biggles said:
Do please expand on this point. It is not that I have any specific desire to see a blunt and heavy theological axe ground to a fine edge but rather I feel the reprobates here would benefit from such an exposition and it their well-being I am primarily condisering.


.....or something else.
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yeah ...what he ^^ said:huh:
 
If you're not getting sexy-tyme and you don't wank regularly you tend to find that

a. it starts coming out in your sleep, and
b. eventually you'll stop producing the spermies altogether

Wanking regularly is like a sexual MOT, it flushes out the pipes and keeps your bollocks running smoothly.

To not wank is insane, tbh. To worry about wanking is :emo: to the max.

I bet your mom is doing her own thing too anyway, so there's nothing to feel guilty about :dry:

Obviously, having sex with another person is better, but beggars can't be choosers - Ask Herbert.

I don't mean ask Herbert for .... well, on second thoughts, why not? :blink:
 
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