How to resist the urge to masturbate ?

[Tom Barron]

You should only feel guilty if you are ugly

Harsh Harsh Harsh

but I can see where you are coming from.

 

[rastayouth]

This is simple.
Resist by getting some head or getting laid.
Do that enough and there'll be no need to do such things to yourself.

 

[wmc]

Who wants you to do it.

 

[<3cute young and wild!<3]

you could ask your mum to give you a hand.

 

[Patrick B]

This device was aimed not only at preventing masturbation, but nocturnal emissions as well. Young men would tie this ring of death around their member, and whenever they became aroused, the spikes would sink into their flesh, causing excruciating pain.

:01:

can't see the image.
ok i see it now.

 

[Heath R]

This is simple.
Resist by getting some head or getting laid.
Do that enough and there'll be no need to do such things to yourself.

That's mad talk. Ask my wife.


-bd

 

[ParamoresOrangeHope]

How about instead, you go masturbate for however long you want (hopefully long) and then just let your computer rest for a while. Specially the internet part of it. :yup:

 

[Kit-Kat Jesus]

Remember how guilty you feel after.

Works for me!

guilt ?



why should i feel guilty ? :dry:

 

[Tavo E]

Are you talking 'bout will power?

 

[~Brittney]

inch:

She's got rough hands.

 

[Metal Mafia]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

 

[sociguru]

Optional Alternative.
Imagine what you could have done with all the energy.

Spoiler

 

[misterdude123]

u can resist it?????????

 

[UHHiloveyou.]

keeps pretty much everything away


'cepting meerkats prolly

 

[Currency]

how ?

For you, I'd say look in the mirror :mellow:

 

[Sir-Mix-Alot]

I think mine was better, Les.

More tangential and a lot more effort for the picture in words thing.

I was going to add a picture of Parkie from Viz but was too lazy

True Story

 

[Catrina]

Zed, that's sacrificing masculinity for mass.

Is that even real?

His testicles must be like peas.

 

[That Bald Guy again]

Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

:w00t:

 

[JosephC]

You say that now.

 

[Deshmiriai]

Castration might help :whistling