How to kill two horses in 0.7 seconds...

Dylan :D

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And ruin a perfectly good car in the process.

So, last night, after sound check, I decided to cruise across to the other side of the island for a bite to eat before show time. I took the usual route, a dark road through the farmlands in the center of the island. I got behind a pickup truck that was moving too slow for my taste... Meanwhile, the guy behind me is riding my ass. I take a curve, which I know is followed by a long straightaway.

As I come out of the curve, I check the road ahead... No headlights. I slide to the left and pass the pickup truck. I put the pedal down to put some distance between us, but I'm momentarily distracted, as I glance in my rear view mirror to see that the car behind me is also passing, trying to catch me.

I turn my eyes back to the road and turn on my brights just in time to see two horses running directly towards me. They're actually running towards the front of my car. I slammed on the brakes, knowing full well that it was far too late.

The next couple seconds are not very clear. I heard a loud CRUNCH, My windshield went all sparkly, and a big white thing popped up in front of me. "Cool, the air bag works" briefly flashes through my mind. Then I wonder which fucking asshole is laying on the horn, and why won't they stop. I instinctively steer the car onto the shoulder as the car comes to a stop. I hear people outside the car yelling "get out of the car!" That asshole is still laying on the horn. Then I realize it's my horn. "Oh my god! Get out of the car!" the voices outside are still yelling.

I get out of the car. There are a few people standing around. There's a car parked on the other side of the road, I don't know where they came from, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were trying to catch one of the horses, which is probably what spooked them into running up the road. People ask me if I'm alright, I say yes, and they're like "are you sure? because your car is FUCKED UP."

A moments inspection quickly verifies what I already knew. The car is toast. I look myself over... My fingers stings a tiny bit, and is bleeding. I lick away the blood (yes, I do that when I cut myself) There's a tiny scratch on my finger. I brush the broken glass off, and check myself again. I figure I've got to be bleeding somewhere else, but nothing hurts. I call my dad and ask him to come get me.

After the police came, I headed back to town. I didn't go to the hospital, because nothing hurt. I still feel fine, so I guess I'm alright. I went and played my gig(The show must go on!) and we rocked the place. I still had some horse gore on my pants.

Yeah, the horses were both killed instantly. I walked up the road to look at the carnage... One of them was missing a piece of his face, and had a broken leg with the bone sticking out. I didn't look at the other one very closely, but it was quite dead.

This was fucking stupid. I know that road, I know there are often horses there, and I know better than to take my eyes off the road when I'm going that fast at night. I'm going to miss that car... We had some good times.

Of course the scum around here went and stole my wheels and battery during the night.

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I'm wondering if the horse owners can be held liable for your car repairs? I know the laws vary by state... here in I-dee-ho, it's fucked, you hit a cow, not only do you not get shit for your repairs from the owner, but you're also liable for the cost of the livestock :mad:

I nailed a deer once, traveling to California through Jordan valley.. and it totally fucked the car..so I can imagine the damage a horse could do.

Edit: Ya, your car is fucked.
 
Wouh, Glad you're okay! :hug2:

You should of went to the hospital, that what they said at drivingschool atleast. Because then when you register about the car accident and such eventhough you don't have any visual owsies. But like a whiplash can come 1-2days after the crash and if you haven't been to the hospital they can be all bitchy and it might not be counted in as a part of the car accident(if you have to pay some bills n shit)
 
I don't know how it goes here either, other than that if you hit a deer and kill it, you get it to keep it no matter what season it is (as an alternative to how it used to be; the city would pay for repairs).

I don't imagine horse tastes very good.


Glad you're alright though.
 
Well, if there's any way of figuring out who the horses belonged to, my understanding is that the owners would be liable for the damages. The cops said they were going to check for brands on the horse corpses when they had them hauled out of the road. But there's a lot of wild horses running around out there, and also a lot that just are not branded, so I'm probably S.O.L.
 
Sorry about that, bro. I'm also sorry you didn't decided to go back out to the car for some reason and catch the scum removing your wheels and battery. That I would have paid to see, actually.

Glad you're okay, but that's not the recommended method of acquiring more horsepower.
 
Wow! And I'll bet they did it all in five minutes or less, eh?

Damn man...I've dodged around a few deer before. Caught one and put it down, nicked another one...not sure what happened to it. Didn't stop.

But a horse? That'd be similar to hitting a moose!
 
You're lucky one of them didn't go through your windshield (which I've seen happen before... it's nooooot pretty). You'da been fucked up.

I must say this gives me a bit of a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach as a horse owner, I'm always worried about the RETARDS (read imbecilic fucking morons that have absolutely no concept that bad things can and do happen when you don't take proper safety precautions and then blame me when shit goes wrong that's THEIR fault) around here that can never close a fucking gate and a horse getting out and getting hit.

But I'm glad you're okay.

And WTF (site plug) is wrong with people jacking shit off your car after it being wrecked like that!? That's just fucked up.
 
Steelasp man, from what i've gathered about you, you're one of the few people who really doesn't deserve this shit.

It's good to see you're okay, man. :thumbsup:
 
Yeah, I was really lucky. I realize that. The funny thing, is that in the fraction of a second between seeing the horses, and the impact, a lot of things went through my mind, but my personal well being was not one of them. I knew I was going to walk away from that crash unscathed.
I knew you would feel bad about the horses. I feel a little bad about it, but mostly I feel lucky to be alive.
Thank you.

Buncha savages in this town. They've been after my car for years... They've been stealing bits of trim off it every chance they get, and it was stolen and recovered once. At least the bastards can't steal the whole car now. Fuckers.
 
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