How to hook up internet through bluetooth phone or other way.?

[Donna J]

I am going away on vacation in the mountains in Tenn. soon and they have no internet, I am an internet junkie, I have a laptop, blue tooth, wi fi, net book, blue tooth, wi fi. 2 cell phones, blue tooth enabled, browsers,The cabin has a phone, not sure if you can hook up the old fashioned way or not, but will take anything at this point. Can some one explain as if they are talking to a child, how to hook up computers using phones blue tooth or can you still use dial up. Any help appreciated, I know I can go into town and get wi fi most anywhere, but would like the option of signing on at cabin. Thanks,