How to get Photoshop CS4 Extended (the full version, not portable) for free?

[Sire]

Any help doing this would be GREATLY appreciated. I'm a computer idiot so the simplest way possible please xD

 

[smittyinside]

How about buying it instead of infringing on Adobe's copyrights?

If you don't want to pay for Photoshop, use The GIMP - an open source alternative. It is a robust image editing program that I've used for web design/photo editing and been very impressed.

 

[Nick J]

THANKS FOR ASKIN THIS QUESTION I WAS GOING TO ASK THE SAME THING. UR COOL MAN