Imagine you just found out about 15 minutes ago that you got a girl pregnant. She is a trailer trash redneck with no future and no 401K retirement plan. She's never been off the mountain but she is the hottest girl this side of the Tennessee River. Now stop imagining. It's real and it just happened to me.
I don't know what to do. Should I raise this child or move across the country and change my name so she can't find me. I really don't like her, so I know I'm not going to like this kid. I've considered calling the Jerry Springer Show because I'm pretty sure she has slept with everyone at the Exxon Mobil/KFC station up the road. Please help.
btw does anyone know when McDonalds stops serving breakfast? I have to go see my payroll officer tomorrow and need to know if I'll be able to stop and get an Egg McMuffin on the way there.
I don't know what to do. Should I raise this child or move across the country and change my name so she can't find me. I really don't like her, so I know I'm not going to like this kid. I've considered calling the Jerry Springer Show because I'm pretty sure she has slept with everyone at the Exxon Mobil/KFC station up the road. Please help.
btw does anyone know when McDonalds stops serving breakfast? I have to go see my payroll officer tomorrow and need to know if I'll be able to stop and get an Egg McMuffin on the way there.