Jamari Lloyd
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boyfriend if he did this? So me and my girlfriend and her friend were biking together. Weve been biking for like 5 hours and my girlfriend started complaining about rash in her a**.
I kept telling her to get over it because we were done biking, we were gonna play some basketball outside. She kept nagging about it and I had the evil idea come up.
I suddenly changed my mind and told her ill get her something that will help her. so she sprays it you know where and all you can here is her shouting ohhh my but-hole hurts like hill
I acted like I had no clue whats going on, I just lost it and went down to the floor laughing and her friend started laughing her *** off too when she realized what I did.
My girl flips the thing over and it says DO NOT SPRAY NEAR VAGINAL OR ANAL AREA So know me and her friend are spraying her a** with a hose.
I think it really hurt because it was painful enough for her to basically take every thing off and spread open that a** for the water, she was jumping and hurting sooooo bad.
OMG THAT **** WAS EPICCC SON. I PRAY THAT I MIGHT RANK ANYONE ELSE WITH THE SAME THING B4 I DIE.
So we dial poison control and they told us to use water and soap. She went to the washroom and I could hear her mopping. She went out and she was crying, she took her friend and left.
Now I guess im just looking for a way to apologize, I cant even start thinking baout that. lol
If she doesnot want to make up im gonna send her a link to this question to make her feel even more silly. Im such a b**** sometimes
I kept telling her to get over it because we were done biking, we were gonna play some basketball outside. She kept nagging about it and I had the evil idea come up.
I suddenly changed my mind and told her ill get her something that will help her. so she sprays it you know where and all you can here is her shouting ohhh my but-hole hurts like hill
I acted like I had no clue whats going on, I just lost it and went down to the floor laughing and her friend started laughing her *** off too when she realized what I did.
My girl flips the thing over and it says DO NOT SPRAY NEAR VAGINAL OR ANAL AREA So know me and her friend are spraying her a** with a hose.
I think it really hurt because it was painful enough for her to basically take every thing off and spread open that a** for the water, she was jumping and hurting sooooo bad.
OMG THAT **** WAS EPICCC SON. I PRAY THAT I MIGHT RANK ANYONE ELSE WITH THE SAME THING B4 I DIE.
So we dial poison control and they told us to use water and soap. She went to the washroom and I could hear her mopping. She went out and she was crying, she took her friend and left.
Now I guess im just looking for a way to apologize, I cant even start thinking baout that. lol
If she doesnot want to make up im gonna send her a link to this question to make her feel even more silly. Im such a b**** sometimes