how many useless keys do you have on your keychain

Wtf's a keychain.

I know what all my keys are for, only a complete moran would carry a key that had no use.
Saying that, I do have this 'Hand of Islam' charm thing that my Dad made me put on my keyring when I went on holiday a few years ago. He told me that his Egyptian mates sent a few of them to him because if you're carrying it, terrorists won't kidnap or kill you so long as you show it to them.

True Story.
Well, the part about the charm is true, I don't know how much protection it actually offers, like :idunno:
 
manker said:
Wtf's a keychain.

I know what all my keys are for, only a complete moran would carry a key that had no use.
Saying that, I do have this 'Hand of Islam' charm thing that my Dad made me put on my keyring when I went on holiday a few years ago. He told me that his Egyptian mates sent a few of them to him because if you're carrying it, terrorists won't kidnap or kill you so long as you show it to them.

True Story.
Well, the part about the charm is true, I don't know how much protection it actually offers, like :idunno:
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A simple test (involves cash though)
1. Fly to Lebanon, Iraq or any other middle eastern country currently kidnapping foreigners
2. put on I luv NY T-Shirt or any other american icon of choice, then proceed to parade up and down
small back alley suburbs, preferably with a confused look on your face.
3. When grabbed, tied down, had bag placed over head, assault rifle shoved into the side of your head
and shoved into van product the charm.

I would be interested to know the results :naughty:
 
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