how many people like these jokes i made up?

beagluver

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btw they're blonde jokes
this blonde decides to get a job.she finds one at a rowing camp. she asks the counselor,
"what can I do?"
the counselor answers,
"you can be the motivator.it's very easy.just yell 'row! row!' to the campers"
pleased with her job and feeling confident, she walks torwards the boat.
1 hour later
the counselor came up to the blonde very angry and said,
"why are the campers rowing in circles?!"
the blonde tells her,confused,
"i did what you told me too. i yelled 'stir! stir!'

a lifegaurd sit peacefully on his chair when sudennly a blonde yells for help. he jumps off the chair and swims torwards her,only to find out the blonde was in a kiddy pool.
"why do you need help?" the lifegaurd asks
"oh, because i need your opinion on what color shoes i should wear!"
thx : )
now hear a corny cute joke?
what do you call a mean bull?
answr: a BULLy!!
ehh, the first one is like the blonde forgot to say the words "row!" instead she said "stir!" get it now? and how can you hea the second one if i made it up? i gues i've never heared it b4..
 
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Those are so funny, my eyes are watering. I was laughing so much my sides hurt. Im not just being sarcastic. I think I am going to go tell this to Chris Rock so that he can go tell it on his next show!









Jhon : I hate mixed vegetables
Bogeyman: Let me go mix Jhons vegetables

Paste that everywhere because it's funny. Paste it in at least five categories so that it can spread. Soon it will be all over YAHOO! ANSWERS!!!!! YIPEEEEE!!!!!!!
 
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