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byndie1956
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Three women go to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation,
get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed
in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the
night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if
she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible
College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the
behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for
Forgiveness, and they release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words.
"I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in
the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all
immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says,
"Well, I'm from the Louisiana State University and just graduated
with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya'll right now,
ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing
in."....
get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed
in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the
night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if
she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible
College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the
behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for
Forgiveness, and they release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words.
"I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in
the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all
immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says,
"Well, I'm from the Louisiana State University and just graduated
with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya'll right now,
ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing
in."....