How long would a person live if they ate Taco Bell on Monday, KFC on

[ButterBean]

Tuesday, McDonald's on Wednesday, ? Chinese take-out food on Thursday, Chucky Cheese on Friday, Burger King on Saturday, and pizza on Sunday.

 

[nina never gets it]

It depends on whether they a) eat lots of it so that the type 2 diabetes and high blood pressure give them a heart attack, or b) eat little so that their weight is fine but the vitamin definciency kills them.
I'd say a) is the best option.

 

[Dog]

They would be fine as long as they smoke drugs on the following monday and have unprotected sex on tuesday.

 

[Andrew]

How about a troll for dessert?