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one...? I think it's funnier if done out loud but i think it's still kind of funny. And, you can substitute polish for any nationality, i just happen to be polish so i feel i can make fun of myself, 
A polish scientist is trying to determine how high a frog can jump, based on how many legs it has. So when the frog has all 4 of its legs, the polish scientist says "Jump frog, jump!" and the frog jumps 4 feet. The polish scientist then cuts off a leg, leaving the frog with 3 legs. Then the polish scientist says "Jump frog, jump!" and the frog jumps 3 feet. The polish scientist then cuts off another leg, leaving the frog with 2 legs. Then the polish scientist says "Jump frog, jump!" and the frog jumps 2 feet. The polish scientist then cuts off another leg, leaving the frog with just 1 leg left. Then the polish scientist says "Jump frog, jump!" and the frog jumps 1 foot. The polish scientist then cuts off the last remaining leg and he says "Jump frog jump!...Jump! JUMP! JU-oh now I understand...
Frogs with no legs must be deaf!
A polish scientist is trying to determine how high a frog can jump, based on how many legs it has. So when the frog has all 4 of its legs, the polish scientist says "Jump frog, jump!" and the frog jumps 4 feet. The polish scientist then cuts off a leg, leaving the frog with 3 legs. Then the polish scientist says "Jump frog, jump!" and the frog jumps 3 feet. The polish scientist then cuts off another leg, leaving the frog with 2 legs. Then the polish scientist says "Jump frog, jump!" and the frog jumps 2 feet. The polish scientist then cuts off another leg, leaving the frog with just 1 leg left. Then the polish scientist says "Jump frog, jump!" and the frog jumps 1 foot. The polish scientist then cuts off the last remaining leg and he says "Jump frog jump!...Jump! JUMP! JU-oh now I understand...
Frogs with no legs must be deaf!