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A man in a Ferrari stops at a stoplight and a old guy on a scooter pulls up next to him. The guy on the scooter leans over and takes an admiring look at the inside of the Ferrari and tells the driver that he has a really hot car. Well, the light turned green so the driver of the Ferrari decides to show off and peels out and leaves the guy on the scooter stunned. Then, all of a sudden, he sees the scooter zip on past him. So, being a little cocky, the Ferrari driver floors it again and blows past the guy on the scooter. A few seconds later, he again sees the scooter zip on past him. So now he's a little ticked off as well as a little frustrated that that scooter kept passing him so he floors it until he is going over 100 mph. He thinks to himself that there would be NO WAY that scooter is going to catch him now, but then looks in the rearview mirror and sees that scooter was AGAIN starting to catch up. Very disillusioned he then decides to find out what that scooter really is and SLAMS on his brakes. The scooter goes flying and crashes into the back of the Ferrari. After the dust settled, the Ferrari driver sees the scooter driver lying in the road and goes over to him and asks how he could go as fast as the Ferrari on a little wimpy scooter... The dying man could only get these words out "suspenders….. my suspenders,……caught on …..side….mirror”