How do I win an election for 7th grade office?

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I am running for 7th grade office. Do you have any poster/slogan ideas to help me win? Please help!
 
If you are black, promise everything, and do nothing, lie about everything you say, you will be a shoe in...
 
The hamster says you have to be at least 13 to post here, besides the people that your parents warned you about are scared of the people that live here.
 
Tell them terrorists will attack the class if they vote for the other candidate. It worked for Bush/Cheney in 2004.
 
By getting 98% of your schools vote like I did when I ran for student council president in eighth grade. Talk about landslides.
 
Better Recess! Free Oreos! Rock music over the intercom every thursday lunch, and I'll give you free Oreos if you vote for me!
 
Change...Hope....And say something like were going to make it to the promised land.

Hey,it worked for our prez.
 
promise things such as open lunch (where u go outside school for lunch) if your school has a closed lunch (the requirement to stay in school and eat school lunch) policy, etc.
 
I ran for ASB in 7th grade too. At my school the kids who were running filmed a speech which was played in every classroom in the school on election day. I had a really detailed speech saying exactly why I wanted to win and why I was good for the job.

Make sure you put up a ton of posters with your name and picture so people recognize your name and face, it helps alot!

Try to come up with a clever catch phrase (I'd suggest one for you, but I don't know your name haha)

Also, give out free candy or pencils or something with your name and the position you're running for on them. Bribery usually works well with kids that age. haha

Good luck!
:)
 
"Is this office important per say?" just kidding

try these:
annoy anyone you see and tell them you'll stop bugging them if they vote for you.

"if you can read this sign, you are smart enough to vote for me"

"VotE 4 mii 4 7th gr8d ofFis andz I give u a cAr" (get it, I wrote that in text message form)

"my campaign is running out of ideas to put on this sign, so here it is"
 
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