How do I have sex with a guy?

Well you can begin by doing foreplay, and then just get into it. Get it into the buttock's and go up and down.
 
Juxta....
As I read this, I am eating a bratwurst.....

I now want to puke, then do violence upon you for that mental image!!



(just kidding on the violence part, don't get me booted!)
 
Two guys cannot have sex, as there is no receptacle for the penis. Think about it like pipe fittings: you can't screw two hoses together if they're both the male end, or if they're both the female end. It won't work.
 
Your avatar is a girl? Weird..... But anyways stick yourpole in his hole and put it in out in out and shake it all about. Like the hokey pokey....
 
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