How do I eat a pineapple?

[AnusClown]

I have bought one, and plan to eat it, but don't know how to begin. Please help.

 

[B-Easy]

This is one of those things where its easier to show you.

Step 1- just cut it in half

Step 2- lay it flat (outside facing up, fruit side down), and cut it like a cake, into wedges.

Step 3- take the individual wedges, and seperate the fruit from the skin. Then cut off about a quarter inch off the top (where its hard). They you can cube the remaining parts and eat.

 

[confused]

you eat pineapple with your mouth like every other food
it like eating dirt easy to get down

 

[Tom ツ]

Cut the bottom off, then the top, then skin it. Cut it in half and remove the core from both halves. Then cut it up the way you want, in slices or chunks, or juice it

 

[Smitus Jonix]

it depends on how you like it. I personally cut along the long axis and take a wedge, cut off the outside and just chew into it.