How do I dodge A Military Draft?

Pillowface

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I already burned my SSS Registration Card. I never registered.

Im 19, and I am wondering how you dodge a military draft?
I know we dont have one now, but in case off ww3, or another 9/11, im sure the public wont have a problem with the draft.

How do i evade the draft, without going to jail?
 
Run your cowardly @ss to some third world country that has no extradition treaty with the US and then do us all a favor and stay there, we neither need nor want you.

PS: If that was your daddy who posted a similar question awhile ago, take him and your 2 brothers with you.
 
Do what all the other draft dodgers did and move to Canada. I don't think you need to worry about the draft because we don't have a draft and won't for some time to come so don't worry about it. The volunteer military works much better than the draft did.
 
wow are you a paranoid pussy! the only real option is to move out of the country my question is why would you be so worried the draft is always a last option
 
Tell them you are homosexual and afraid to defend yourself or anyone else. You wet your bed and scared of the dark. You don't know whether you are male or female, etc.
 
Another 9/11? There was no draft following the first one, and if it happened again I think people might question the logical basis of war as a response to crime.
And you can't really have a third World War. There are several countries capable of sending a nuclear missile to any location on the planet. A war like WWII just couldn't happen now.
Really, there is very little chance you'll have to worry about avoiding conscription. If it does happen, then how to evade the draft would be largely dependent on the precise nature of the law enforcing it.
 
Do what all the other draft dodgers did and move to Canada. I don't think you need to worry about the draft because we don't have a draft and won't for some time to come so don't worry about it. The volunteer military works much better than the draft did.
 
You've put a lot of thought in how to be a coward in the future, if the need arises. In any case, they do lots of screening tests and when they find your vagina, they'll send you home.
 
Please tell me you are not an American...

You have the pleasure of being you at 19 doing whatever you are doing because of thousands who walked this earth before you, who chose to NOT wuss out.

Honestly, you should re-evaluate.
 
Ask Bill Clinton, he dodged and Jimmy Carter pardoned him. I support the Troops and every single Military Branch, and I do not care for draft dodgers. I served for a very long time, and proud of it. I served because I loved my country and did not run and hide in a cave or cross over into another country. I volunteered. I would do the same thing again and I am still in the reserve. I am ready , if I am called upon again. Why ask your country for something, when your not willing to defend it.
 
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