I know it is uncomfortable, but it is a fact of life!
My little trick to make it less embaressing is to put a bit of toilet paper in the bowl before you go. Then when you go, you wont get a 'splash'. The toilet paper kinda stops it hitting the water and makes no noise. If you are concerned, flush straight away to get rid of it and to minimise smell. Then finish wiping.
It sounds kinda funny to be talking about this, but I know how you feel. Just remember : Every one does it!
