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George
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We all saw what the government wanted us to see: 19 so-called Islamic extremists hijacked several so-called commercial airliners and crashed them into the so-called World Trade Centers and caused them to do a so-called pancake collapse. But what about the things the government didn't want us to know. What did they not want us to know? There was no way a single airliner could crash into a building and cause the WTC collapse like it did. Then what caused the WTC to collapse? The answer:72 gallons of Pepsi cola and 2 tons of Mentos per tower. But if it was soda and candy, why wouldn't the government tell us what really happened? Why would the Pepsi extremist waste the resources crashing airliners if it wouldn't work? Why did President George W. Bush say that behind the conspiracy theories is a cult of evil that wants to rule the world?
Yep that's right. The Pepsi-cola caused 9/11 not 19 hijackers from Pakistan(or Afghanistan which ever 'Stan they're from).
The official report will till you that WTC7 collapsed by a fire that burned red hot with the jet fuel from some airliner that crashed into it, causing a smelting process that melted the building's supports. Have you ever heard of a building that collapsed just by fire? No! And there is one more thing:THERES NO FIRE!! JUST SMOKE!!!!!!
Let's not forget the Pentagon, either. The Pentagon is a military base! A mere a commercial airliner (giant metal object filled with explosive jet fuel) couldn't cause a hole that big so it had to be a VERY VERY big bottle of overly-acidic soda!! It is a known fact that no commercial airliner has never been hi-jacked, let alone crash. Soda bottles however have a long history of blowing things up therefore any explosion must have been a big waste of soda. I am a Phislopher and I know this because I drink lots and lots of soda.
How do I know all of this? Because I have three PHDs, a PHD in Engineering, a PHD in Aviation, and a PHD in Conspiracies, all of which I legally bought from some Internet web site that had a buy one get two free sale that day. I can remember it because I just turned 19, and dropped out of a real college because it was either too hard or I was too damn lazy, I forget which. Anyway I am also a philosopher, and also an admin at Wikipedia so I have a good history of writing things that are true.
Yep that's right. The Pepsi-cola caused 9/11 not 19 hijackers from Pakistan(or Afghanistan which ever 'Stan they're from).
The official report will till you that WTC7 collapsed by a fire that burned red hot with the jet fuel from some airliner that crashed into it, causing a smelting process that melted the building's supports. Have you ever heard of a building that collapsed just by fire? No! And there is one more thing:THERES NO FIRE!! JUST SMOKE!!!!!!
Let's not forget the Pentagon, either. The Pentagon is a military base! A mere a commercial airliner (giant metal object filled with explosive jet fuel) couldn't cause a hole that big so it had to be a VERY VERY big bottle of overly-acidic soda!! It is a known fact that no commercial airliner has never been hi-jacked, let alone crash. Soda bottles however have a long history of blowing things up therefore any explosion must have been a big waste of soda. I am a Phislopher and I know this because I drink lots and lots of soda.
How do I know all of this? Because I have three PHDs, a PHD in Engineering, a PHD in Aviation, and a PHD in Conspiracies, all of which I legally bought from some Internet web site that had a buy one get two free sale that day. I can remember it because I just turned 19, and dropped out of a real college because it was either too hard or I was too damn lazy, I forget which. Anyway I am also a philosopher, and also an admin at Wikipedia so I have a good history of writing things that are true.