How can I make myself look ill?

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I really need a break off school because I'm really tired and need to catch up on some work, but I only need one day off so i don't want to look like i have small pox( i know it's not around anymore) or something terrible.I'm 13 so i can't call in to work and just fake a voice,I don't have any make up, and I'm not that extreme, I just need something that will make my eyes look red or something.Oh, and if you have any good things to say while I'm acting - please put that in too.Please, if your an adult, don't start saying -" Oh you shouldn't be faking off school, your parents pay for your education!! "because i really don't need your pitiful whining and overall, this is helping my education.thanks for reading...
 
try mixing some purple and grey eyeshadow and applying it lightly to your eye lids and under eyes. just make sure you blend it in so it looks realistic. and maybe try rubbing some white eye shadow on your cheeks to make youself look pale. just make sure it all looks natural.
 
just in the morning lay in bed with ur knees up and say ohhh mum i havee realy bad belly ache andd headache, that always works for me :) you dont need to make your eyes red or anything just hold your belly tight and put ur other hand to ur head
 
maybe anything that will give u the effect of tired eyeslike any black eyeshadow or borrow anything from ur frnds ( girls )maybe u can make ur voice seems really tired by shouting too much and it will turn out to be extra tired =D lol idk ..good luck xx
 
just splash some water in to your eyes and rub your eyes with your heal of your hands and just fake a cough and try to stay up late so you will be tired
 
put tooth paste on your face and leave it on for 10 minutes and wash it off- it makes your skin blotchy and red. Put a heating pad on your forhead to make it really hot to make it seem as you have a fever. Tell your parents your really sore, your stomache hurts and you feel really dizzy.It always works for me ;)
 
borrow some of your mums black eyeshadow (not sparkly) and put a small amount of that under your eyes and above your eyelid but before your brow bone. this will make your eyes look tired and sunken in. put some talcum powder on your face to give you a pale sickly look and wear lots of clothing and blankets so they think you are cold.say, "id rather not miss school but i really feel terrible" or something to that effect.good luck, hope you feel better. x
 
It really isn't hard I suppose, but don't get in the habit of doing it in college, because that's when you start slipping. Anyways you don't need make up at all. You'll probably have to go to school for a little bit though, since you're 13 it's going to be hard to get home, unless you can walk. Since you can't call in because you're not an adult you have to actually to go school and fake being sick: look real down, hold your stomach and if you really want to do it right make yourself throw up, you can rub your eyes a lot to make them red too. At any rate it's possible, but the getting home part is hard unless the office will allow you to go home. Have fun.EDIT: Also try not eating and make yourself hungry, it helps to act when your stomach is growling.
 
If you're old enough to skip school, you're old enough to cover your own butt. Just say that you don't feel well. Where do you live that you didn't just have a weekend off from school, by the way? If you've really been going 7 days a week, I'm sure your parents will understand that you're getting worn down.
 
This is funny. I'm 13 too and I completely understand where your coming from. Anyways here are some helpful tips.Apply vinegar to your face for red blotches. Doesn't itch it just turns your skin red. Put a heating pad on your head it will make you feel warm. If your parent asks you to use a thermometer here is the best tip to make it go up to 100. Get a very warm glass of water. Take a sip and do not swallow it. Stick the thermometer in your mouth while you still have the water in your mouth. Ta Da! You have a fever! Hope you can catch up on your work!
 
the night before your going to do it don't eat as much as you normally would, and go to bed early too, like noticeably early , saying something like you need to lay down or something, if you have any vapor rub put a little bit under your eyes to give them a watery look and pinch your cheeks until they get all pink, you could also put a hot flannel on your head too, do some star jumps or run on the spot until you get out of breath, try make sure your mum sees you taking a couple of aspirins too.
 
Poke yourself all over with a red marker, mess up your hair, put some mustard and applesauce in a bowl and mix it with water for throwup, and walk into your parents room with the bowl, holding your stomach and moaning. Say, "Mom, I think I'm sick. Can I skip school?" And of course your parents will be dumb enough to let you skip school. Not.Lol! Your parents probably won't fall for anything. =)
 
lol, I hear you. I'm 21, and sometimes I just wanted to take a break from college. Everyone needs a break now and then. Okay, so here's what you do if you want red eyes. This is going to really hurt, but it should work. I would use an onion. Maybe you can touch the onion and then rub your eyes. Or, "accidentally" get shampoo in your eyes. Next, get in bed. Start coughing and say that you are just feeling so sick. You can also get into a fetal position and say you have a terrible stomach ache. Good luck! ;)
 
Keep your eyes open for as long as you can, you'll start crying after a while, then blink when you can't anymore and rub your eyes a lot, this will irritate them and make them look tired and "sick". Pinch right above your cheeks and below your eyes, that part is often red when you're sick. Sniff things that make you sneeze, after a while you're nose should turn red, which is a sign of a stuffy nose which is a sign of sickness.
 
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