How can i learn the prestigious art of the eloquent and sophisticated

[Miss Pryce]

British tongue of the Nobility? I am but a faithful and humble foreigner, my aim is to become more eloquent. In my country i am see as a true lady, however my british vocabulary is quite limited, therefore i wish to improve it before i marry an Englishman.

 

[Camilla the First]

Being constipated helps and not moving your upper lip, don,t use bad language and tell every body you are landed foreign gentry fallen on bad times like me. Good luck. Remember, I am of Royal Stock (well married one of the dopes) and can help all you like. x