Here is the deal yo. My girlfriend is a special-ed teacher, you know, she works with dummies. One of her students has what she calls a crush on her, but it annoys me. The other day i stopped in to check up on her and he came up to her and gave her a hug. I basically beat the hell out of him. Broke his nose and teeth out. Yeah, it was funny seeing him cry, but now since he is only 14 his parents are pressing charges. Is there any way i can countersue for him makin inappropriate advances or something?