How can I drop it like it's hot at the ol' folks home dance this weekend...

[Whipper Snapper]

...without breaking a hip again? Last time I was out for 6 months and missed four dances. I wanna make sure I don't break anything this time so I can brush up on my Playa skills.

I don't wanna go back to my room "empty handed".....

 

[ACDC-''If you want blood]

Do the hokey pokey! =D

 

[positive_feed_back]

You're hilarious!! Try some bubble wrap duct taped around the booty...

 

[katie♥]

haha ... be careful or dance with a nice lady.

 

[Satinna]

Dear God only 6 months.... real playas they don't dance no way
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBszvz4IYBM LOL

 

[smoggy]

You should do some break dancing

 

[Shades of Grey]

Casey nailed this one...so to speak!

 

[Victoria M]

The only thing your gonna drop that’s “hot” is the doody in your adult diaper.

 

[Insert Clever Name Here]

Use a walker or cane and "get jiggy wit it"

 

[UnHoLy Sh!T]

apply lots of arthritis creme, and don't shake that booty too much

 

[sportscollectables]

Gives new meaning to the term break dancing.

 

[♥Piggy♥]

Do the wheelchair waltz

 

[tailed fox]

just do it slowly

 

[cannot_remember_chit]

Move a little slower but use the Ham bone spray, and burger king Flame spray. You will be the man.

 

[Cat]

Don't do those Elvis moves
~

 

[teabagg]

just dont grind so much and easy on the hips lol