How can I become a Christian when I don't have enough financial resources to...

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Martin (atheist)

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...move out of my mom's basement? I really want to believe, but I cannot move out of her basement. I have heard that living in your mom's basement is a prerequisite for atheism, so how can I make some easy money so I can move out of her basement and become a Christian?
 
I love my basement, I have a basement cat and my mum always leaves me food by the door, that's when I'm not out killing babies like a regular atheist.
 
become a televangelist.

very simple

or start your own branch of christianity similiar to scientology.

goodbye reasonable university degrees, hello "non basement" christian.
 
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