How about this joke..?

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I didn't come up with this. I just heard it and thought it was so funny!!

A blonde walks the doctor's office with some headphone on.
"I need you to take the headphone off," the doctor told her.
"If I take them off I'll die," she told him. Of course he didn't believe her. Would you have believed her?
"Ma'am, please take off the headphones," the doctor asked again.
"If I take them off I'll die," she repeated. So the doctor reached over and took the headphones off the girl. She stopped breathing her face turned purple and she died. The doctor was like... OMG! I should've listened to her. He put the headphones to his ear, and there was a soft voice saying, "Inhale, exhale. Inhale, exhale. Inhale, exhale."
 
Lol pretty funny but not as funny as this...(I didnt come up with this)...

So a blonde walks into a doctors office and says,I have many broken bones.So she sits on the table and demonstrates:

When I touch my leg,it hurts,
(touches leg and screams)
Same for my arm
(same)
And for my nose
(same)

The doctor grabs her hand,she screams.

The doctor says;

"You must be a blonde,your finger is broken."
 
there are two strawberries in a bathtub, one strawberry says to the other "hey can you pass the soap" the other strawberry says "do i look like a typwriter to you!?!?"
 
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