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chris K
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A man buys his wife a coat made from 2000 hamster skins.
She wore it when they went to Blackpool for the day ...
he couldn't get her off the big wheel.
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What 5 letter word, written upside down, reads the same the normal way up ?
SWIMS
What do you call a man with an elephant on his head?
A flatmate!
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff!
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
A man goes to town on Friday, spends 2 days in town and then comes home on Friday. How can this happen?
His horse is called Friday
The RSPCA raided the local fish shop yesterday, because of accusations of cruelty.
A woman had phoned them and said the fish were being battered!
She wore it when they went to Blackpool for the day ...
he couldn't get her off the big wheel.
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What 5 letter word, written upside down, reads the same the normal way up ?
SWIMS
What do you call a man with an elephant on his head?
A flatmate!
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff!
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
A man goes to town on Friday, spends 2 days in town and then comes home on Friday. How can this happen?
His horse is called Friday
The RSPCA raided the local fish shop yesterday, because of accusations of cruelty.
A woman had phoned them and said the fish were being battered!