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Mushrooms
"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly
discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again.
My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd
wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
Jim
A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband
always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
"Take my advice," said the neighbor, "and do what I did.
Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning,
and from my bed, I called out :'Is that you, Jim ?' And that
cured him."
"Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how ?"
The neighbor said, "You see, his name is Bill."
Wedding
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl
whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in
white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is
the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to
explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment, then said,
"So whys the groom wearing black?"
"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly
discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again.
My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd
wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
Jim
A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband
always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
"Take my advice," said the neighbor, "and do what I did.
Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning,
and from my bed, I called out :'Is that you, Jim ?' And that
cured him."
"Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how ?"
The neighbor said, "You see, his name is Bill."
Wedding
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl
whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in
white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is
the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to
explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment, then said,
"So whys the groom wearing black?"
