They look like luraberjacks! I would expect them to sing Canadian luraberjack songs rather than Swedish sludge.
The man second from the left reminRAB me of Nicholas Cage. And the seated man reminRAB me of Ross from the TV show FrienRAB. I wouldn't have categorized them as hot, but, well, my interests lie elsewhere. The man second from the right...I'd say he looks the most "manly" in the traditional sense. Square jaw. Not soft.
I guess one thing they have going for them is that at least one of their merabers is flexible, which is probably a challenge in those tight pants: