Horrible lines in terrible movies

[Samq Samq]

What are the most horrible lines that you have heard in movies shown in the cinema.

I can give loaRAB from Batman and Robin:

Most of the terrible lines came from Mr. Freeze....

"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"
"You are not sending MEEE to the cooler!"
"Take two of these... and call me in the morning."
"Grab the gem! KILL THE HEROES!"
"The Iceman cometh!"
"Freeze well!"
"Stay cool, bird boy!"
"I'll kill ya next time!"
"Always winterize your pipes!"
"Tonight's forecast: a freeze is coming!"
"What d'you say we heat things up?"
"All right Every one, CHILL!"
"A laundry service that delivers!"

Batman: "Hi Freeze. I'm Batman"


Batman and Robin are talking about Poison Ivy....
Batman: "Nice stems, though"
Robin: "BuRAB, too"

Poison Ivy:"My garden neeRAB tending" gross

Robin: I need a sign.
Ivy: How about 'slippery when wet'? REALLY GROSS

Robin:"I'm sorry to disappoint you but my Rubber lips are immune to your charms."

I will try to find other horrible lines from that movie. There are sooo many

Name some awful lines from other movies.

 

[Dmobsz]

Oh, that movie is absolutely terrible. It was just a massive, sickening pun-a-thon. It makes you cringe when you watch it.

 

[moochiemoo]

*edit* N/M misread the title

*edit..again* ALL the lines in Maybe Baby.

 

[squeekyboard]

Ash in Alien: 'I can't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies'

 

[Chazzmin H]

And that's a bad line because....?

 

[D37]

well, its, depressing

 

[boatwoman]

"Truly this was the son of God" (John Wayne's only line from The Greatest Story Ever Told)

 

[Pinecone!]

A horrible line from a bad move?

It's turkey time... gobble gobble.

I mean really, just how bad can you get?

 

[BIBI J]

James Cameron is good for terrible dialogue, but his films usually turn out pretty good despite it.

 

[arturo m]

"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!" from Braveheart

 

[pudget]

Jack Black's toecurlingly cheesemungus final line in King Kong about beauty killing the beast.

 

[piepounder]

Okay, it's not a bad film, but

"Is it raining, I hadn't noticed" from Four Weddings is just a feast of cringe.

 

[devilhope]

What film is that? I can remember the line, but not the film

 

[Natalia K]

Horrible lines in a decent movie.... Everytime i hear Let's hunt some Orc" in Lord of the Rings it makes me cringe.

Horrible lines in a terrible movie: Pretty much every single line in 98 "The Avengers" film was awful.

 

[carson d]

I think it is from Gigli.

 

[Titus Ray]

LOL that line was funny, poor Ryan LOL, i have this movie on VHS and when i watched it i enjoy it

 

[Jester4584]

LOL! Glad someone else noticed this one! One of my favourite films actually, but that line and the way its so unconvincingly delivered always really grates me!!

 

[Crystal A]

what?! that is a classic!

 

[Wicca 4 life]

Anna: I do. It feels like how being in love should be. Floating through a dark blue sky.
William: With a goat playing the violin.
Anna: Yes - happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat.

Nothing Hill.

Is that supposed to be funny, deep or both?!

 

[Odd]

That's right, I think I read the line in a review of the film. I haven't seen it myself