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There is a factory in northern Minnesota U.S.A.,which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
Toys. The toy laughs when tickled under the arms.
Well a lady is hired at the factory and she reports for her first day promptly
at 8:00am.
The next day at 8:45am, there is a knock at the Personnel Managers office
door. The foreman throws open the door and starts to rant and rave about the new
employee. He claims that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing
up,putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The production Manager decides he should see this for himself. So the two men
walk down to the factory floor. When they both get there ,the line is so backed
up that there are Tickle Me Elmo Toys all over the floor and are really begining
to pile up and block the line.
At the end of line stood the lady surrounded by a mountain of Tickle Me
Elmo's. She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of marbles.
The two men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of fabrc, wrapped it
around two marbles and began to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's
legs.
The Personnel Manager burst into laughter. After several moments pulled himself
together and approached the lady saying, "I am sorry, but I think you must have
misunderstood the instructions you were given yesterday. It is your job to give
Elmo two test tickles.
Toys. The toy laughs when tickled under the arms.
Well a lady is hired at the factory and she reports for her first day promptly
at 8:00am.
The next day at 8:45am, there is a knock at the Personnel Managers office
door. The foreman throws open the door and starts to rant and rave about the new
employee. He claims that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing
up,putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The production Manager decides he should see this for himself. So the two men
walk down to the factory floor. When they both get there ,the line is so backed
up that there are Tickle Me Elmo Toys all over the floor and are really begining
to pile up and block the line.
At the end of line stood the lady surrounded by a mountain of Tickle Me
Elmo's. She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of marbles.
The two men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of fabrc, wrapped it
around two marbles and began to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's
legs.
The Personnel Manager burst into laughter. After several moments pulled himself
together and approached the lady saying, "I am sorry, but I think you must have
misunderstood the instructions you were given yesterday. It is your job to give
Elmo two test tickles.