Homeless man camping in front of my house, what to do?

  • Thread starter Thread starter Satan
  • Start date Start date
S

Satan

Guest
I live across the street from a city park. My city has an urban camping law that makes it a crime to sleep in or be in a public park after 11pm. There is a bum that has been sleeping in the bushes lately. He leaves his blankets and pillows stashed there during the day and then comes back at night to sleep.

I have removed his bedding material on many occassions.

Last night I threw bleach on him in his sleep and stole his jacket and hat.

Good thing its 40 degrees and raining today! hahahaha!

But anyway, what creative ideas do you have for getting this piece of trash to permanently get the idea that he's not welcome to sleep across the street from my yard.

He sleeps next to a path where children walk and play during the day. We don't need a damn drug-addict, drunk, worthless bum near kids.

I don't want to turn to violence... its not an optimal solution to this problem, but I am armed (heavily).

Again, looking for a NON-VIOLENT solution. Pranks and discomfort are totally acceptable, but no actual physical contact with a weapon can be allowed.

Gimme your good ideas and THANKS!
 
Back
Top