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dominguezsex

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If I don't answer my phone the first fucking time, what makes people think I'll answer it the next 6 times they call in 10 seconds?

Jesus fucking christ.
 
Not as bad as having someone call you once, everyday, very early in the morning expecting you to be awake. Then preceding to yell at you, saying that you should be awake at 8:30 during summertime.
 
The Smurfs are watching you...:eek:

Anyway, i hate those damn telemarketers. They call my house and I wake up at 4 in the morning just to talk to them to buy a dam grill. I usually yell "STOP FUCKING CALLING ME!" but that doesm't work so now everytime I just blow an airhorn into the phone then hang up. They haven't called me at all this week :D
 
Hmmm. How creative. I should try that from now on when I get wake up calls at 7 am on Sat. from some person I can't even understand. "You are approved for a credit card. Please verify your information."

"I don't want one and no, I will not verify anything."

Yes, I can see how an airhorn could end that for me. Thanks for the idea TyloSB.
 
I'm one of those people that will call you and then call you again every ten seconds for about 30 times. it's fun. and it clearly works, muahahhaa.


I hate those telemarketers that call at 1230 at night and then tell you to call them back, it's fucking hilarious usually.
 
I have never had a sales rep call me that late at night! Im normally up but thats not the point.. I know there was a reason for me not having a home phone. Ill stick to my mobile!
 
I got owned by a telemarketer one time though. It was morning and I was sleeping still, and answered the phone. They asked me to take down a number and I said "Oh, okay hold on" pretended to get a pencil and paper "Ok give me the number" I said.

The telemarketer then proceeded to give me some silly 1800 number, and I said "Ok thanks" and before I could make my getaway to my sleepy slumber of goodness, they said "Read it back to me.."

GASP! Read it back? I didnt even write it down! "Uhhhh..." I said, suddenly waking up in full, only to admit that "I didnt write it..down.. I was..sleeping.."

He laughed, and made me actually go get the pencil and paper, and write the fucking number down. Then, he didnt even ask me to read it back. Bastard.
 
I get no calls from telemarketers. Why? Because I am listed on the Do Not Call list. You can get listed too, it's located here.

I have never heard of companies calling late at night or in the wee hours of the morning. I thought there were national laws that stated they could only call between certain hours. Like from 8am to 9pm. Same as for bill collectors. I must have been mistaken or you guys are pulling my leg.
 
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