Vito Corleone
New member
Pigfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some motherfucking shitcock asshole dick face hit my motherfucking car!
I parked my car yesterday at around 6:00pm in my apartment complex, and went home, went to sleep, etc. I went out to my car this evening, and some motherfucker apparently misjudged his or her parking job, and left big dents and scrape marks on my rear quarter panel!

And the worst? DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE A FUCKING NOTE. No information, no notification of any sort.
OH BELIEVE YOU ME. This motherfucker is getting tracked down. It happened in my fucking aparment complex, which is far off the road. Unless it was a visitor, then the fucker lives near me. His or her ass is MOTHERFUCKING GRASS.
I am finding the car. And I am leaving a note which very nicely gives him or her 48 hours to comply. After that, it's all up to me.
The DMV (for a fee) will give the name and address that any license plate is registered to. I will let the person know that I know this.
I haven't decided to pursue it legally, or illegally, but Beefy has given me wise advice if I go the legal route.
MOTHERFUCKER!!!! I can't believe how shitty some people can be.
Some motherfucking shitcock asshole dick face hit my motherfucking car!
I parked my car yesterday at around 6:00pm in my apartment complex, and went home, went to sleep, etc. I went out to my car this evening, and some motherfucker apparently misjudged his or her parking job, and left big dents and scrape marks on my rear quarter panel!




And the worst? DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE A FUCKING NOTE. No information, no notification of any sort.
OH BELIEVE YOU ME. This motherfucker is getting tracked down. It happened in my fucking aparment complex, which is far off the road. Unless it was a visitor, then the fucker lives near me. His or her ass is MOTHERFUCKING GRASS.
I am finding the car. And I am leaving a note which very nicely gives him or her 48 hours to comply. After that, it's all up to me.
The DMV (for a fee) will give the name and address that any license plate is registered to. I will let the person know that I know this.
I haven't decided to pursue it legally, or illegally, but Beefy has given me wise advice if I go the legal route.
MOTHERFUCKER!!!! I can't believe how shitty some people can be.