Bobby catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey,
Pop! What are you doin’?”
His father says, “Son, I’m filling your mother’s tank.”
Johnny says, “Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that
gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning.”
Darren learns new words!
In the evening before thanksgiving dinner Darren's parents were rushing to get ready for the dinner. His dad was shaving and Darren started walking to the bathroom where he heard his dad say "shit" when he cut himself shaving. Darren asked his dad " what does shit mean?" his dad replied "well, um it means shaving cream."
He then decides to take a walk around the neighborhood when he hears "put your penis in my vagina!" he then asks his mom "whats a penis and a vagina?" his mom responds, "um that means coat and hat!"
then he takes a nap and when he gets up and goes into the kitchen his moms yells "fuck!" because she cut herself while cutting the turkey. Darren asks "mom what does fuck mean?" she then says, "it means.....cut!"
while his parents were busy doing these activities, guests came over for thanksgiving dinner and from all that he learned that day he greeted them :
"Hi everyone!
I'll take your penis' and vaginas while we wait for my parents. my dad is upstairs putting shit on his face and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"
Hello everyone,
