Here's a joke, an oldie but goodie?

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An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.


Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
Regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.


'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.


'I would like it infrequently', she replied.


The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, 'Is that one word or two?'
 
i use public transportation sometimes, and i meet the strangest people. yesterday i was sitting, listening to my music, on the bus when an elderly couple got on. they were probably in their 70's...and they REEKED of sex! it was disgusting! they sat down right behind me and i was choking. the rest of the seats were full so i couldn't move anywhere. a few minutes later, i felt them playing with my hair sating how pretty and soft it was. i turned around to ask them to stop, but as soon as i did the man reached his hands to touch my bangs, and his hand smelled of lady parts. it was one of the most disgusting experiences of my life.
 
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