Here is a sexist joke.?

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A wealthy man is choosing a wife. He picks out 3 women and gives them £10,000 each. The first woman goes on a spending spree and spends it all on shoes, clothes and jewellry. The second woman gives it all to charity. The third woman invests it in stocks and shares. Which one did he choose to marry? Answer - The one with the biggest ti*ts!
 
haha very funny. Even though im a girl i dont get offended by these types of things :)
 
lol i wish the woman that invested in stocks and shares had big tits, cause that's what i would do!
 
You meant the one with the biggest tattoos? Yeah, I would have chosen a wife on the size of her tattoos; in fact I did!
 
Good one here another one..
A man woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine years of marriage, his wife finally said, if you fart any more, you'll fart your guts out. Being a butcher, the wife decided to put pig scraps in his pants so he would wake up, and not do it anymore. She put the scraps in his pants that night.
He woke up in the morning and went across the hall to the bathroom. Two long hours later, he came out and stated, honey, you were right about me farting my guts out BUT WITH THE GRACE OF THE DEAR LORD AND THESE TWO FINGERS. I GOT THEM BACK IN THERE.
 
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