Here are two hilarious jokes!?

David

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So this dislexic guy walks into a bra!

Get it like how some jokes start off with "so this guy walks into a bar" but the guy is dislexic! Ha ha!

There was a tribe of Indians. The Indians told these four guys to go into the jungle and get 8 of the same fruit. They all came back and then the Indians said to put them up their butts or else they would kill them! The first guy got to 3 apples then cried, the second guy got to 4 bananas and screamed! The fourth guy brought berries and got to 7 and laughed! The Indians asked, "Why did you laugh? You where so close". The guy said he looked over to the fourth guy and he was holding pineapples! Ha ha! LMAO!






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