Here are some random chuck norris jokes?

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for those of you who dont know, chuck norris is thought of as the most powerful godliest man alive.

every month, chuck norris has sex with every girl in the world. because of this, they bleed.

chuck norris's heart beats once every month

jesus walked on water but chuck norris swam through land

god said let there be light. chuck norris said "say please"

every night a child looks under his bed for the boogie man. every day the boogie man looks in his closet for chuck norris

the dinosaurs looked at chuck norris wrong....once....

the parting of the red sea was chuck norris doing laps

your welcome
 
George Bush actually had a plan to end the war with Iraq. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris was busy that day.

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares at them until they give him the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

You're welcome.
 
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
 
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