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BACK FROM HEAVEN
a four year old boy and his father went to the beach.
There were a dead seagull lying on the sands.
The boy asked his father, 'what happened to the bird?
his dad told him, 'son, the bird died and went to heaven'
Then the boy replied 'And god threw it back down again?
HELLO Wrong Number
John has been talking on the phone for about half an hour before he hang up. His father said, Wow! that was short. you usually talk for an hour. What happened?
John replied, 'that was a wrong number'
Obeying traffic rules
Teacher:why were you late john
john:Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher:what did the sign said
John:The sign said school ahead go slow
DO YOU KNOW ME
'isn't the principal a dummy' said a boy to a girl
'Well do you know who i am' asked the girl
'No' the boy replied
'I'm the principals daughter' said the girl
'And do you know who i am? asked the boy
'No' the girl replied
'THANK GOODNESS' said the boy with a relief.
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a four year old boy and his father went to the beach.
There were a dead seagull lying on the sands.
The boy asked his father, 'what happened to the bird?
his dad told him, 'son, the bird died and went to heaven'
Then the boy replied 'And god threw it back down again?
HELLO Wrong Number
John has been talking on the phone for about half an hour before he hang up. His father said, Wow! that was short. you usually talk for an hour. What happened?
John replied, 'that was a wrong number'
Obeying traffic rules
Teacher:why were you late john
john:Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher:what did the sign said
John:The sign said school ahead go slow
DO YOU KNOW ME
'isn't the principal a dummy' said a boy to a girl
'Well do you know who i am' asked the girl
'No' the boy replied
'I'm the principals daughter' said the girl
'And do you know who i am? asked the boy
'No' the girl replied
'THANK GOODNESS' said the boy with a relief.
(star for me if you like these jokes)